Failure-ism

Everyone thought I would become an alcoholic, unfortunately I turned to a workaholic

no matter how busy you are, depression will always find time to take a coffee with you

 

If I believed in "a next life" I would wait for him to text me first.

morning-coffee-desperate-thoughts: 
more languages i learn more words i know that can't explain what i mean

only If I meet someone with common sense of humor, i'll marry him! cause we will hate each other happily ever after....

فاک و فامیل : گلنار جان چطوری ؟
گلنار : به لطف شما خیلی خوبم مرسی

اول مهر اومد و دوشنبه سه شنبه ها باید برم هنرستان چهارشنبه ها راهنمایی و پنجشنبه ها مهدکودک !همینجوری پیش برم آخر هفته دنیا میام

One day i'll become successful n i will publish a book: " How to be successful" . it's around 30 years that i'm still examining the first chapter: " Things u should avoid "

یه دسته آدم هستن که یک جوری گیر می دن و سوآل می پرسن و حرص می خورن و خلاصه خیلی خیلی مشتاقن که من رو راضی کنن که ازدواج کنم و  بچه دار شم که انگار من آخرین یوزپلنگ ماده ی ایرانی هستم و نسل همگیمون در خطر . 

از یه طرف دیگه یه دسته آدم دیگه هستن که اگر بهشون بگی دوست داری بچه دار شی آنچنان چپی نگاه می کننت و جاج می کننت و کمر در تغییر عقیده ات می بندن که انگار قراره پشه بزایی ول بدی تو اتاق خواب اونا بزرگ شه !

یکی هم هست مثل من که  هیچ پلن خاصی نداره حوصله اش هم سر رفته،  وقتی دسته اول رو می بینه تاکیید می کنه قصد ازدواج نداره دسته دوم رو می بینه می گه دوست داره بچه دار شه ، تا واسه خودش اینجوری تفریح ایجاد کنه

 

Mr.x : where r u come from?
Golnar : I was born in my imagination then i moved in my dreams
Mr.x : where is it exactly on the map?
Golhar : it's a small island far away from reality continent
Mr.x : sounds quite a nice place !
Golnar : yes it's a lovely place to visit as a tourist but living there is awful
Mr.x : don't u want to leave it then ?
Golnar : I wish i could

golnar 1: Do u know that magic moment u see someone in the middle of crowd n u know if u had a chance to know him he would have been the best thing that could be happened to u ?
golnar 2: yeah such a beautiful accident not having a chance to know him n figuring out that u r wrong!!!

The most boring short story ever :
Golnar: I love u
Mr. perfect: I love u too

Golnar : Im in love with u . 12:28 16 June 2016
Golnar : Im still in love with u ! . 12:29 16 June 2016

Today was really a hard day for me as a pregnant woman cause i saw an alien n I was so shocked that i had an accident with an elephant on highway in city center of Florence, fortunately Robinson Crusoe stopped his car n he ran to help me n we fell in love ! ...oh by the way ur mother called me and told me that u won a lottery bi**ch !

typical night conversion :
golnar 1 : what am i doing in my life ?!
golnar 2 : what am i doing ?
golnar 1 : what am i ?
golnar 2 : what ?
golnar 1 : ?
golnar 2 : .

جمله های جادویی برای وارد شدن به کیسه ی "آدمهایی که حوصله اشان را ندارم"

هلو آی ام پرشین !‌
من اصلا از پسر\دختر ایرونی خوشم نمیاد!
بابا یارو دهاتی \شهرستانی \ جنوب شهریه !
پسره بی ام وو داره !
دختررو زدم زمین !
اووو اونها رو نگاه دارن چطوری همو می بوسن !

A : Golnar why don't u find ur right match?
Golnar: I can't! simply because he is out there hidden among 7 milliard wrong ones!

The shortest love story ever :
Golnar : I need a hero
Hero : I don't need anyone.
THE END

I wish I was not perfect , n I would be able to try to be a better person in 2016

Golnar : Merry Christmas, here is my special gift for you
Mr. x : ohhhh thanks babe, what's it ?
Golnar : one way ticket to friend zone, honey .

golnar 1: oh.. it's Saturday night ! isn't it cool?
golnar 2: no !
golnar 1: do u want to go out ?
golnar 2: no !
golnar 1: do u want a cup of tea?
golnar 2: no !
golnar 1: shall i continue talking to myself?
golnar 2: no !
golnar 2: no !
golnar 2: no !

Golnar : nobody cares...
Nobody : No, I don't !

 two types of periods :a period of time you have lots of boring things to do then u fall in love with someone! the other is when u hate someone cause simply u are on ur period .

I want to hide myself from u somewhere u can find me !

It's bad when someone leaves you cause you gonna miss him so much, but it's worse when he decides to stay to make you miss who he was !

Today I read : "scientists discover if you stop smoking , drinking alcohol , eating meat or shooting heroin you'll die anyway ... " . face it honey !

I fall many times , now I winter !